What No One Tells You About THC Drinks



By United Beverage Distribution By United Beverage Distribution | January 24, 2025 | Lifestyle, Sponsored Post,

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THC drinks are the new buzz in the beverage world; everyone seems to be talking about them. Whether you're a cannabis enthusiast or just THC-curious, these fizzy, refreshing, and low-calorie options are becoming a go-to for unwinding. But before you crack open a can, there are a few things you need to know about this trend.

Here's a breakdown of what makes THC drinks so unique, why they're gaining popularity, and how they compare to alcohol and edibles.

What Are THC Drinks, and Why Are They Trending?

THC drinks are cannabis-infused beverages designed to deliver a light, controlled buzz without the need to smoke or eat edibles. They come in various forms and are often crafted with low-dose THC—perfect for anyone looking to ease into the experience.

These beverages have become the talk of the town because they're discreet, flavorful, and easy to enjoy in social settings. With brands like Melo Seltzer leading the charge, THC drinks are making their way into happy hours, dinner parties, and even self-care routines.

How THC Drinks Compare to Alcohol and Edibles

THC drinks are carving out their own space as a versatile alternative to both alcohol and edibles.

THC Beverages Vs. Alcohol: THC drinks are low-calorie, hangover-free, and won't leave you dehydrated or sluggish. They're perfect for those who want the social aspect of drinking without the downsides.

THC Beverages Vs. Edibles: THC beverages work faster—effects kick in within 15-30 minutes—so you don't have to wait for an hour to feel the buzz. They're easier to dose and way more refreshing than your average gummy or brownie.

Tips for Choosing THC Beverages in Washington

Picking the perfect THC drink doesn’t have to be complicated—follow these simple tips to make sure you’re getting the best of the best:

Go for Lab-Tested: Don’t settle for mystery drinks! Make sure your THC beverages are lab-tested so you know exactly what’s inside. Purity and precise THC content? That’s a must.

Stick with Trusted Brands: Not all brands are created equal, so choose ones that are upfront about how they make their drinks. Look for companies that care about transparency, rigorous testing, and consistent quality—such as Melo Seltzer.

Stay Legal: Nobody’s got time for legal headaches. Make sure your THC drink is hemp-derived and follows the rules, meaning less than 0.3% Delta-9 THC.

Choose Quality Ingredients: Your drink should be as good for you as it tastes. Pick THC beverages made with natural, high-quality ingredients that don’t just enhance flavor but also keep things clean and healthy.

How To Dose THC Beverages?

Enjoying THC beverages to the fullest requires proper dosing. Here's how to ensure your pleasant experience:

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Novice THC User: Uses THC less than 1-2 times per year.

  • ½ CAN – Light Buzz
  • 1 CAN – Euphoric High

Intermediate THC User: Uses THC 1-2 times a month.

  • 1 CAN – Possible Light Buzz
  • 2 CANS – Light to Intermediate Buzz
  • 3 CANS – Euphoric Buzz

Experienced THC User: Uses THC 1-2 times a week.

  • 1 CAN – No Buzz
  • 2 CANS – Possible Light Buzz
  • 3 CANS – Light to Intermediate Buzz
  • 4 CANS – Euphoric High

The Refreshing Flavors Are Next Level

Forget the grassy aftertaste of some cannabis products—THC drinks are all about flavor. Brands like Melo Seltzer have perfected the art of crafting beverages that are as delicious as they are effective.

Here are some of the top flavors to try:

Wild Berries: A bold pomegranate and black cherry mix, perfect for casual sipping.

Grapefruit: Zesty, tangy, and ideal for pairing with brunch or sunny afternoons.

Half & Half (Iced Tea Lemonade): A refreshing twist on a classic perfect for lazy weekends.

Strawberry Mango: A tropical escape in a can—perfect for any occasion.

Find THC Drinks Near You

Wrap up your D.C. adventure with the finest THC beverages the city offers. Melo Seltzer is the ultimate game-changer, and the trendiest low-dose weed drink of 2025! Lab-tested, top-quality, and packed with 5 mg of pure fun in every can, Melo guarantees zero hangovers with irresistible flavors like Grapefruit, Wild Berries, Strawberry Mango, and Half-and-Half Iced Tea Lemonade. It's perfect for any occasion and is available in convenient 6-packs, 12-packs, and variety packs.

Whether catching views of the Capitol, lounging at the National Mall, chilling at Rock Creek Park, vibing on a rooftop in Shaw, or strolling through Eastern Market, Melo's got your back. Crack open a can at the Georgetown Waterfront, enjoy the buzz at The Wharf, or sip while taking in the sunset at The Yards Park.

No need to waste time at a dispensary when you can get Melo delivered. No medical card? No problem. Melo's online shopping experience is as smooth as their seltzers—discreet, hassle-free, and right to your door. Don't wait—head to Melo Seltzer now and use code Melo20 for 20% off your first order. Cheers to good vibes and better nights!



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